|Artist: Rembrandt van Rijn|
I don't like March.
It makes my spinal column arch.
It's too cold and windy
For my aunt Cindy.
I like the weather nice 'n' hot
Whether you do or not.
The only upside to the weather
Is the bounty of young lambs for supper.
I love the month of March!
It makes my wool feel useful
After all the warm weather of the summer.
The only downside I have,
Is the countless lions and lionesses
Prowling the dark.