|Sculpture: "The Bartlett Head," artist unkown, circa 330-300 B.C.|
Things have gone topsy turvy since they arrived. "They" happening to be the beautiful Goddess Aphrodite and her faithful subjects. I was walking around downtown Seattle when, out of nowhere, the sky parted and a staircase appeared. I was dumbfounded. What the? How? I looked around me and I was the only one seeing it! When I looked at the stairs again, there were huge muscular men carrying a very beautiful blonde goddess-like woman. Within seconds they put her down and I still couldn't speak.
"Oh dear, we've frightened the young girl," she said.
"Goddess, shall we introduce you?" one of the hunks asked.
"No, Fernando, I'll do it."
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